You can make fun of my “butt”! My childhood friend (virgin) who is a butt maniac doesn't pay any attention to me and masturbates every day with an erotic DVD of butts! I've always had feelings for him, and I wanted him to be interested somehow, so I showed him my butt and said, ``Would you like me to be your dick?'' But when he came, he started looking at me and touching me...
